BREAKING: Harvard Taps Gay as Next President

Harvard has joined clown world

As of 30 minutes ago:

The Harvard Crimson @thecrimson

BREAKING: GAY IS 30TH PRESIDENT Harvard University announced that Claudine Gay, the dean of the Faculty of Arts & Science, will serve as its next president. Gay will be the first person of color to hold Harvard's top post. Follow live coverage at thecrimson.com

I thought I would write a short post about this, because unless you are online on Twitter right at this very moment, you haven’t heard about it yet.

This is huge news in academia, and big news for Karlstack because Karlstack has covered Claudine Gay’s corruption, incompetence, and wokeness extensively. Her research is fraudulent ("the dog ate my laptop!") and she has gone to great lengths to cover up the fabricated data of her allies. She is also personally responsible for leading the Roland Fryer witchhunt.

Anyways, as I said, this is breaking news, so consider yourself now up to date.

Normally here is where I would call for resistence, or perhaps try to get firm evidence proving that this was a coup orchestrated against former President Larry Bacow by corrupt administrator and fraudsters such as former FAS Dean Michael Smith (the guy who covered up Harvard’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein, PBUH) who want to be protected by Gay.

Alas, I have no will left to fight. I have been totally buckbroken by this saga… truth doesn’t matter, only power matters. You win, wokes. And you snuck this appointment in right under the wire, too! Another month or two, and such affirmative action appointments will be illegal thanks to SCOTUS.

Here are the 14 articles (lol) I have written over the past year which detail Gay’s staggering corruption and incompetence:

The Curious Case of Claudine Gay

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Document Proves Dean of Harvard's Faculty of Arts and Sciences Swept Fabricated Data Under the Rug

• The Lynching of Roland Fryer

• EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Report Shows Harvard Professor Fabricated Data

• Why Is Jesse Singal Whitewashing Harvard's Corruption?

• Pressure Mounts on Harvard Professor to Come Clean Over Fraudulent Data

• An Open Plea For One Single Honest Academic

• HARVARD LIE SCHOOL: An Exposé of Corrupt Harvard Law School Administrators

• Update on AJPS / Harvard Corruption

• Ryan, I’ve known you for over a decade.

• BREAKING: The President of Harvard Just Resigned

• Cease and Desist Deez Nuts

• Probe Launched Into Harvard Professor Following Karlstack Investigation

• Ryan Enos Waves His Hands

These articles comprehensively prove an enormous amount of blatant corruption is endemic to Harvard, and Harvard faculty/admins know about these articles, but they chose to double down on their corruption rather than purge it. I guess they made the calculation that none of their famous alumni will be brave enough to speak up.

What more can I add? Sometimes you just need to take the L.

Sucks to have a Harvard degree right now.

Well, not really.

But it's significantly less valuable than it was this morning.