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Yuri Bezmenov's avatar

I support this mission 110%. You would become an instant legend and all of humanity will benefit. Unveil the results Maury Povich style - "Fidel... you ARE the father!"

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Breckinridge Elkins's avatar

HEAR! HEAR!

Trudeau is dishonest and deceitful. The fact he was born of a lie is biblical.

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Duly Noted's avatar

You have it covered. Funny enough, when Fidel went to Cuba's most elite private school the older boys taunted him by calling him 'Bastardo' because he was born a bastard and his mother only graduated from mistress to wife when Fidel was 14. Justin had his own trauma around the same age when he failed 7th grade. Both Just and Fidel have got their revenge on the Cubans and Canadians who they feel tormented them.

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Notmy Realname's avatar

Another big name example you may have missed, Martin Shkreli made a joke facebook post offering $5,000 for Hillary's hair and spent four years in jail.

Also note that the canadian Bill of Rights is essentially optional and they can just ignore it if they want to - for more research search the "nonwithstanding clause"

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Niknak's avatar

Godspeed friend

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CSFurious's avatar

We don't need a DNA test. LOL!

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Karenbytherideau's avatar

Interesting piece. Thought provoking. 🤔 I couldn’t help but think of the recent arrest of John Carpay of the Justice Center for Constitutional Freedom for having a judge followed. Perhaps you, like Mr. Carpay would be thrown in the slammer because it was your idea to have someone follow Justin around! Best be careful Karl.

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Philippe Gosselin's avatar

Karl, you are forgetting he came through unscathed not one, but three blackface "scandal". Revealing he is indeed the son of Fidel, wouldn't harm him in any, but guarantees him sympathy, endless airtime, and he becomes an industry in and of himself, with deals for books, films, TV, etc.

Save your daring for another target, please.

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Rightful Freedom's avatar

Great article!!! (Stay safe out there.)

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Henry's avatar

(You need to reverse the order of the "King of The Hill" photos.)

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Diana Murray's avatar

If they come for you, you can take refuge in my home. When I first starting reading, I thought it was a total goof. But I think there's something to this. Quite seriously.

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Duly Noted's avatar

His DNA is Scottish/England and Spanish (Cuban). There's little doubt of this. His jawline and facial shape is similiar to many men of Spanish descent. He looks strikingly like the Chilean Star Wars actor Pedro Pascal.

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Raphque's avatar

How about 'Big Mike' O.'s DNA?

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A. Klarke Heinecke's avatar

Have not read it all yet, but multiple samples from different sources could help distinguish fake submissions.

What a surprising column, with humor value. Back to reading.

Hey, my comment section is still white type on a black BG.

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Mohsin M. Malik's avatar

Not your best work bruv. To what end, friend? To what end

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Archibald Stein's avatar

"He embaresses a politician"

Should be "embarrasses"

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